And yes, I KNOW the penguins don't have any arms or flippers. They're bad ass penguins who don't even NEED flippers. Head butting is how you show true love.
And naturally, Javier has to stand me up with his hand drawn, not photoshopped awesome Penguin Jock Jams scene:
And now, a little haiku to supplement:
Penguins like to dance.
Be aggressive! B! E! A-
gressive! Hit it, yo.