a suburban-city girl stumbling her way through central PA.


I Hate You, Carnival Cruise Fun Ship

I finally saw this commercial last night. Lest you forgot, key points include:

- STEEL pinata

- FOAM wrecking ball

- TRAP DOOR to release candy

- POLICE FORCE attempting to control the crowd

- Carnival telling everyone to GO HOME the first time they tried to film this

- Children CRYING
- Parents YELLING

- HIPSTERS galore
I must say that Carnival's film crew did an excellent job at portraying the glorious second attempt at bringing that sucker down.