Things I Meant To Tweet, Edition 1

I think the title is pretty self explanatory.  Things I meant to tweet but didn't.  These come from last night's Drexel-Penn basketball game at the Palestra.  I don't even like basketball.  The rivalry proved awe-inspiring, however.


Penn Sign to Drexel:


-Drexel, can you read this?
-Can you read anything?

HIYO!  GET IT!?  'CAUSE DREXEL'S NOT AN IVY LEAGUE AND THEREFORE DOESN'T TEACH LITERACY!  AAAAHHAAAAAHA!  OBVS.


Drexel Sign to Penn:

- AJ Drexel, the man who built Wall St.
- Wharton grads, the men who took it down

HIYO!  GET IT!?  'CAUSE ALL PENN KIDS ARE SILLY WHARTONS!

Penn to Drexel:

-Mario is a FLAMER

HIYO!  GET IT?!  'CAUSE THE DREXEL MASCOT IS A DRAGON!  HILARIOUS!  GAY JOKES! HIGH FIVES!


Drexel Chant to Penn:

Homo!
Phobic!

HIYO!  GET IT!?  'CAUSE WE'RE RETALIATING SINCE THEY CALLED MARIO GAY, BUT WE'RE ALSO SUBTLY CALLING THEM HOMOS!  TOUCHE!  HIGH FIVES!



You stay classy, Philadelphian college students.  You too, Dragondog.



Mario DragonDog Photo from: http://walkthiswayllc.wordpress.com/2008/10/31/halloween-pictures/