Things I Meant To Tweet, Edition 1
Penn Sign to Drexel:
-Drexel, can you read this?
-Can you read anything?
HIYO! GET IT!? 'CAUSE DREXEL'S NOT AN IVY LEAGUE AND THEREFORE DOESN'T TEACH LITERACY! AAAAHHAAAAAHA! OBVS.
Drexel Sign to Penn:
- AJ Drexel, the man who built Wall St.
- Wharton grads, the men who took it down
HIYO! GET IT!? 'CAUSE ALL PENN KIDS ARE SILLY WHARTONS!
Penn to Drexel:
-Mario is a FLAMER
HIYO! GET IT?! 'CAUSE THE DREXEL MASCOT IS A DRAGON! HILARIOUS! GAY JOKES! HIGH FIVES!
Drexel Chant to Penn:
HIYO! GET IT!? 'CAUSE WE'RE RETALIATING SINCE THEY CALLED MARIO GAY, BUT WE'RE ALSO SUBTLY CALLING THEM HOMOS! TOUCHE! HIGH FIVES!
You stay classy, Philadelphian college students. You too, Dragondog.
Mario DragonDog Photo from: http://walkthiswayllc.wordpress.com/2008/10/31/halloween-pictures/