I think the title pretty much says it all, so let's get started shall we?
2009, i don't really know what to say to you. In some aspects, you were lightyears better than 2008, but you still managed to throw a bunch of shit at the wall just to see what stuck. 2009, you can take your late mornings, your crappy computer, and your last-ditch-effort-engagement rings with you. You can take your cleanses and your drama and your Yankees World Series too. Put your crappy motivation back on the shelf. Goodbye Myspace and Friendster and feeling pressure to write about dumb people on Craigslist. See ya, non-decorated, poor feng shui office, you've already started to crumble into something prettier.
Yoga, you can stay.